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betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

scopesam:

who thought it was ok to give these boys kittens

because i did NOT

sluttysmutposts:

cliffordsslice:

rebelhemmings:

I WISH I COULD MEET MY IDOLS

They look sexy

I fucking adore these crusty dildos right here.

sluttysmutposts:

cliffordsslice:

rebelhemmings:

I WISH I COULD MEET MY IDOLS

They look sexy

I fucking adore these crusty dildos right here.

5sospenises:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

5sospenises:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody — no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds… Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.
 Neil GaimanThe Sandman, Vol. 5: A Game of You (via feellng)
She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain.
Louisa May AlcottWork: A Story of Experience (via feellng)
  • teacher:

    you have a new classmate

  • me:

    please for the love of god be a hot boy